freakoutgirl:

i-say-nothing:

freakoutgirl:

Newtons 4th law is that for every “it’s so over” there’s an equal and opposite “we’re so back”

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tranziraphale:

“Good luck. And DON’T fuck it up.”

recuperationdisliker:

eagle: so what do you think about stigmata

prometheus: you know we’re in a pre-christian myth, right? like that word doesn’t exist yet. your dumb joke is anachronistic.

eagle: stigma talons in your flesh

toskarin:

[with full awareness I am about to offer the most violent and least helpful solution to the problem at hand] perhaps it is time… for a woman’s touch

doing-90mph-in-central-london:

murraysiskind:

Thinking about how when my oldest brother took Japanese classes his professor was like your pronunciation is really good 😊 but you need to watch movies that aren’t about the Yakuza because you sound like a criminal

somewhere in this beautiful world there is a man who sounds like Paulie Walnuts because he learned English by watching the Sopranos

vriskakinnieaynrand:

if u sleep in one place for too long the insomnia demons learn abt it & swarm there every night 2 feed. u have to throw em off. sleep on the counch

crazy-brazilian:

fastorslow:

Paris by EazyVisuals

sosuperawesome:

Carved Bat Staff // Ilyash Wood Canes

only-tiktoks:

minotaurust:

heard they’re making it easier tomorrow. not sure if it’s true, but don’t you wanna find out?

rosenkranz-does-things:

ALT

ALT

let’s hear it for the queerest m/f couple on tv

archbudzar:

i dont understand

the-draculas-wife:

• The brides of Dracula in Van Helsing movie.

thegaymertrainer:

Omg Suzy you’re so crazy