albumofavac:

James T. Kirk is from Iowa!

docincredible:

tilthat:

TIL famous playwright Henrik Ibsen, after overhearing his nurse assure a visitor he was doing better, spluttered his last words, “On the contrary!”

via reddit.com

You ever die just to flex on a medical professional?

kristalknobb:

Laura Callaghan.

Source:anti-anti-anti-art

samephonewhothis:

frawgs:

frawgs:

i just saw my cousin on tinder can i die shes gonna know i’m gay

WAIT THAT MEANS

lesbianrey:

ally of the year

fowl-ish:

when your 12 year old charge tells you that he’s gonna ransom a fairy for gold to fund expeditions into the arctic russian tundra to find his crime lord father who really didn’t give much of a shit about his son in the first place

justbadpuns:

Training in the morning makes you feel better in the long run.

adhdmoi:

im a simple gal. people raise their voices at me, i cry for an hour